Friday, November 05, 2010

Ten on the Sled by Norman and Woodruff

Ten on the Sled by Kim Norman
Illustrated by Liza Woodruff
Copyright 2010
Sterling Kids - for children of many ages
24 pages


On a sunlit night,
'neath a snowy moon,
there was ONE on the sled,
then TWO but soon . . .

There were TEN on the sled
and the caribou said,
"Slip over! Slide over!"
So they all slid over,
and seal spilled out.

So begins the lovely little rhyming tale Ten on the Sled. Much like the rhyme in which monkeys bounce on a bed and fall off in backward-counting rhythm, Ten on the Sled continues with the animals falling off, one by one -- whirling, slipping, bailing, squeezing out -- until the caribou is the only animal remaining.

There was ONE on the sled
and the caribou said,
"I'm only, I'm lonely,
I'm chilled to the bone.
A reindeer likes flying,
but never alone!"

With that, the animal crew climbs back onto the sled and away go the ten animals:

. . . ONE through TEN,
all leaped on again,
for one more run
and a little more fun
in the moonlit land
of the midnight sun.

Ten on the Sled isn't technically a Christmas book, but it has a nice seasonal flavor (animals dressed in winter clothing, snow, pine trees) that makes it perfect for the Christmas season.

The illustrations in Ten on the Sled are absolutely beautiful, with smile-inducing, watercolor spreads that practically explode with color and action. I could just stare at those gorgeous illustrations all day. The animals are incredibly expressive and the illustrator is skilled at portraying movement.

The only thing that threw me about Ten on the Sled was the awkwardness of the rhyme when the caribou is alone and cold. For reading aloud, that particular bit requires a tiny bit of practice. I love it that the caribou asks everyone to jump back on and off the animals go, again. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if young children end up begging, "Read it again! Read it again!"

The bottom line:

A fun backward-counting rhyme with delightful illustrations and a wintery setting make Ten on the Sled a winner for Christmas gift-giving or year-round fun. Highly recommended.

Just walked in:

Wake by Lisa McMann (purchased at Borders and read immediately)
The Shifter by Janice Hardy (via Paperback Swap)
Merry Sparkling Christmas by Spurr & Madden (from Sterling Kids)
The Twelve Days of Christmas in Washington D. C. by Ransome and Hollander (from Sterling Kids)
Richard Scarry's Best Christmas Ever (from Sterling Kids) and
What Harry Saw by Thomas Moran (via Paperback Swap)

Truth or Consequences:

Truth, today. Consequences, tomorrow. Books need happy homes, so this has been one of those weeks that I fill donation bags, but I kinda begged for those Sterling Christmas books. I've been in a Christmas mood since mid-October. Husband has already shared his plans to pass the Sterling books on, after I review. I guess he's feeling the Christmas spirit, too.

Coming up:

Fiona will make her weekly appearance, later today. At the moment, she's playing chase.

Many thanks to Sterling Kids for the review copy of Ten on the Sled!

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Wake by Lisa McMann, aptly entitled as I am unable to sleep till I write about this book

Wake by Lisa McMann
Copyright 2008
Simon Pulse - YA
210 pages

Seriously, I'm awake because of Wake. How nutty is that? I bought Wake yesterday (not having been to bed, yet, it still feels like Thursday, but okay . . . it's Friday), primarily because I haven't finished a single book, this week, and am nowhere remotely close to finishing any other book, although I'm naturally fiercely enthralled with Désirée because it's an all-time favorite re-read. It's just been a stupidly busy week.

Point being, I needed to finish something, anything, because not finishing something is very unfulfilling and leaves a girl with a hollow sensation that cannot be tolerated. I'm sure some of you know that feeling.

Wake is the first book in a trilogy and it tells the story of Janie, a teenager who is uncontrollably sucked into the dreams of those who fall sleep and dream within a certain proximity. Whether she's awake or asleep, she is unable stop herself from falling into dreams. Janie has suffered from her dream-sucking misery since she was 8 years old. Now 17, Janie is finding it increasingly difficult to keep her secret.

Complications:

  • There's this really cute guy she can't decide whether to love or hate.
  • Janie's the dirt-poor child of an alcoholic and is madly working and saving money for college but it's kind of rough keeping your head above water when teenagers are falling asleep around you while you're trying to study or pay attention in class.
  • She is repeatedly pulled into a gruesome nightmare and may not be able to handle visiting the twisted mind of a stranger.
  • When she's sucked into a dream, it looks like she's having a seizure.
What I loved about this book:

Could. Not. Put. Down.

Admittedly, I wasn't going to put the book down anyway, unless it turned out to be such a slog that I wasn't going to finish it before dawn. And, I definitely should have started reading before 9:00 PM and not stopped to talk to my husband or play with the cats merely because both were bothering me and too unbearably cute to ignore. But, man . . . what a ride. I absolutely loved the concept, the uniqueness, the characters, the pacing. It is going to kill me not being able to rush right out to buy the second book, Fade, but there is no way I can justify going to the Big City to buy a single book after all the time I've spent driving, getting pummeled and shopping, this week. Darn.

What I disliked about Wake:

Picky little things, like the fact that I know a little too much about dreams and one very critical scene absolutely does not make sense given the facts (plus, I can't figure out the timing in that scene -- I think I'll write the author about that). I am such a vivid dreamer that I started reading up on dreams, what they mean, where they come from, etc., decades ago. So, it's not perfect on that score but if you're not someone who has taken the time to research dreams, I'm sure that won't matter one whit.

Warnings:

Profanity (including the annoyingly-common "f" word), frightening imagery and drug and sexual references make this an R-rated book but please bear in mind that the protagonist is a person of strong character and the violent images and sexual references aren't that bad. I was quite pleased that the protagonist was focused on her studies and very hard-working; I would definitely hand this one to my teenager because, apart from a bit of occasional heavy drinking, Janie is so admirable I'd call her role-model material. I do wish people would leave out the gosh darned swearing, though, dagnabbit -- or at least tone it down.

The bottom line:

Boy, that was fun. A page-turning read with well-developed, believable characters and situations, a unique storyline and an admirable heroine.

Cover thoughts:

It fits. I'm so tired I can't think of much else to say, but I think it's eye-catching. It's definitely making me crave my own pillow.

I'm planning to write one more review before posting a Fiona Friday photo, but we'll see if I can stay conscious long enough to type, tomorrow. I mean, later today. Gah. Need sleep. Need to learn how to bang out a quick review and quit editing my reviews to death. Gotta go.


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Wednesday, November 03, 2010

And now for something completely different . . . why I'm not going to read A Friend of the Family by Lauren Grodstein

A Friend of the Family by Lauren Grodstein
Copyright 2009
Algonquin Paperbacks - General Fiction
315 pages, including a note from the author and discussion questions

For a switch, I'm going to tell you a little about a book I received unsolicited from Algonquin Books and why I'm not going to read it.

A Friend of the Family tells the story of a successful doctor's fall from grace. A neighbor's daughter is involved, somehow and the book describes his struggle to regain his family and reputation, evntually revealing how he managed to screw up his life. The story is billed as a suspenseful tale, "superb storytelling", "powerful", "hard to put down". There are plenty of positive adjectives in the form of quotes from various publications on the back of the book.

So, why am I not going to read the book? There are two reasons. I read about the book when Algonquin sent me a catalog, earlier this year, and it did appeal to me, at first. I like the idea, the fact that it's supposedly very suspenseful and written with skill. But, not long after the book was released, I read a few reviews that actually gave away a crucial bit of plot and at least one trusted friend described it in particularly negative terms. Both occurred months before an Algonquin publicist sent me a copy of the book.

When A Friend of the Family arrived on my doorstep, I had a vague feeling that it was a book I'd written off, but I couldn't remember why. And, guess what? I went to look at a review or two and found the same spoilery mess, all over again. I'm as guilty as the next gal when it comes to occasionally spilling the beans, although I try not to publish spoilers and I post warnings if I know I've written something that may potentially spoil the reading for others. But, wow. Lots of spoilers out there and they totally, completely ruined the book for me. I knew I wouldn't be able to get through 300 pages knowing what I knew. So, I'm not going to read the book.

If you're interested in A Friend of the Family, I highly recommend that you avoid reading the reviews -- instead, either read the cover blurb or flip through the book to see if the style grabs you.

And a quote before I part with my copy of a totally different book:

In the ensuing silence, I have time to contemplate the word cute--how dismissive it is, how it's the equivalent of calling someone little, how it makes a person into a baby, how the word is a neon sign burning through the dark reading, "Feel Bad About Yourself."

--from Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green & David Levithan

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The Puzzle King by Betsy Carter

The Puzzle King
by Betsy Carter
Copyright 2009
Workman Publishing - Historical Fiction
363 pages, incl. author's note, discussion questions and a conversation with the author

Cover blurb from the hardback edition (altered slightly to avoid spoilers):

On a gray morning in 1936, Flora Phelps stands in line at the American consulate in Stuttgart, Germany [where she will use her feminine wiles in a daring attempt to rescue her family from Hitler's terrifying regime].

This is the story of unlikely heroes, the lively, beautiful Flora and her husband, the brooding, studious Simon, two Jewish immigrants who were each sent to America by their families to find better lives. An improbable match, they meet in New York City and fall in love. Simon—inventor of the jigsaw puzzle—eventually makes his fortune. Now wealthy, but still outsiders, Flora and Simon [are concerned about] the loved ones they left behind in Europe whose fates are determined by growing anti-Semitism on both sides of the Atlantic.

Inspired by her family’s legends, Betsy Carter weaves a memorable tale; she explores a fascinating moment in history and creates a cast of characters who endure with dignity, grace, and hope for the future.


The Puzzle King begins with the prologue mentioned above--Flora's trip to the consulate-- which gives readers a hint of the heroic "rescue" mentioned in the cover blurb, but without any context. The vast majority of the book is the context, beginning with young Simon's early life in Lithuania and his arrival in New York City in 1892.

Simon's father has been dead since he was 3 years old and his family in Vilna is large, poor and Jewish in an anti-Semitic land. His mother has sent him to America alone, with no resources and at an age too tender to even comprehend where he is to go. But, Simon manages to find a home and his prodigious artistic talent helps him to find decent work at a fairly young age. Simon is quiet and solemn, not particularly good-looking but a hard worker and talented.

Flora and her sister Seema have been sent to America from Germany. Seema is a bit of a lost soul who seeks comfort in the arms of wealthy men while Flora is happy and ebullient, a beautiful and charming girl who doesn't really mind the fact that her tall, gorgeous sister is the one who turns heads. When Flora and Simon meet at a dance and Simon slips Flora a drawing, their love is sealed. They seem like a completely incompatible couple but they are passionate in their mutual adoration.

Somewhere along the way, Simon has lost touch with his family in Lithuania and his inability to find them drives him to stay abreast of the growing unrest and anti-Semitism in Europe. Flora's mother and another sister have remained in Germany and they are Jewish, as well. While Simon becomes wealthy from his creation of the cardboard jigsaw puzzle, he also quietly makes plans to save lives.

There's much, much more to the book. It's quite a detailed exploration into the lives of Flora, her sister Seema and Simon. But, it's not until the end of The Puzzle King that the author gets around to describing the "heroic rescue" and Flora's role. Once you get to that point, the story is incredibly, deeply touching. I'm an emotional chick, but there really are very few books that I have to close until I can focus to continue reading after wiping the tears away. The Puzzle King was one of them. I don't want to give away any important details, so let's move on to . . .

What I loved about The Puzzle King:

The Puzzle King is an engrossing story of separation, longing, love, heroism and passion that I found almost impossible to put down. Some of the characters are very unlikable, some are good, kind people. All are so beautifully described that I can still visualize them as if they stepped out of the pages as I read. The author's description of the real family story, both the legend she was told and the facts she discovered in her research, round out the book and make it all the more fascinating and moving.

What I disliked about the book:

I was a little baffled by some of the changes the author made from reality to fiction and I truly believe it would have been a better book if the author had incorporated more of the true story, simply because some of the changes gave the book a sadder tone that wasn't necessary given the reality. However, I do understand why she made those changes. They would have made the writing much more difficult because there would have been more characters to describe.

The bottom line:

Excellent writing, vivid characterization and a deeply touching tale of heroism based on a true story make The Puzzle King a mesmerizing read, although a slightly somber tone detracted marginally from its overall beauty and enjoyment level. If I were to rate it numerically, I'd give the book a 4/5. I don't do that, though. Okay, yeah, I do rate books at Goodreads. But, only because I feel obligated.

Many thanks to Algonquin books for my copy of The Puzzle King. My copy has already been claimed by Christina in Jackson, who told me she wants to own books and be surrounded by them, not just read them. And, yes, she'd be happy to take my copy of The Puzzle King, which I happened to have in my hands when she made that comment. Christina's going to get a little bag of wish fulfillment.

In other news:

I've gotten a few books in the past week but I'm not sure what on earth I did with them. I'll write about books that have walked in, as soon as I locate them. It's been a busy week, although I wouldn't classify this week as a productive one, thus far.

This week's freak-out:

We got the kitties a mechanical litterbox that scoops itself clean about 5 minutes after being used and it sounds just like the paper shredder. I'm getting used to the noise, but I still find myself double-checking to make sure the shredder is unplugged and kitties are intact.

Other bits of life:

I've just begun physical therapy on my neck, for migraine prevention. Wow, does that hurt, but I don't have a headache today. I have a neck injury from college and you could have knocked me over with a feather (if I hadn't already been horizontal) when the physical therapist said, "And, there's your accident," as he poked the place I hurt my neck. Right on the money. Cool. Driving back and forth to regular appointments is really eating my time, but it's better than being paralyzed by migraines.

That's all, for now.

No, really. I mean it. I'm off to do laundry and read. Exciting, no?

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Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Everything Christmas by Border & Winters - sneak peek and mini review

It is time for a FIRST Wild Card Tour book review! If you wish to join the FIRST blog alliance, just click the button. We are a group of reviewers who tour Christian books. A Wild Card post includes a brief bio of the author and a full chapter from each book toured. The reason it is called a FIRST Wild Card Tour is that you never know if the book will be fiction, non~fiction, for young, or for old...or for somewhere in between! Enjoy your free peek into the book!

You never know when I might play a wild card on you!


Today's Wild Card authors are:


and the book:


Everything Christmas

WaterBrook Press (October 5, 2010)

***Special thanks to Staci Carmichael, Marketing and Publicity Coordinator, Doubleday Religion / Waterbrook Multnomah, Divisions of Random House, Inc. for sending me a review copy.***

ABOUT THE AUTHORS:


David Bordon and Tom Winters are partners in Bordon-Winters, LLC, a book concept and packaging company that produces successful books and gift products. Their previous titles include the 101 Things You Should Do series, especially the popular 101 Things You Should Do Before Going to Heaven.


Product Details:

List Price: $14.99
Hardcover: 320 pages
Publisher: WaterBrook Press (October 5, 2010)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 030772929X
ISBN-13: 978-0307729293

AND NOW...THE FIRST CHAPTER:



December 1


Let Us Keep Christmas

Grace Noll Crowell

Whatever else be lost among the years,

Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing;

Whatever doubts assail us, or what fears,

Let us hold close one day, remembering

It’s poignant meaning for the hearts of men.

Let us get back our childlike faith again.




The History of Christmas

Many of our Christmas traditions were celebrated centuries before the Christ child was born. The twelve days of Christmas, the bright fires, the yule log, gift giving, carnivals, carolers going from house to house, holiday feasts, even church processions can all be traced back to the early Mesopotamians. These traditions were passed down throughout the known world and were popular in Rome long before the birth of Christ.

Most historians say that some three centuries after the birth of Christ, Christianity was spreading rapidly. Church leaders were alarmed that their converts continued to honor the ancient celebrations honoring pagan gods. Early Christians had chosen to keep the birth of their Christ child a solemn and religious holiday, without merriment. For centuries they had forbidden their members to take part in those ancient celebrations. But now it seemed it was a losing battle. As a compromise, they agreed to allow their members to partake in a demure and respectful celebration of the birth of Christ. Thus, the Christian celebration we know as Christmas was born in Rome, near the date 336 AD.

The actual date of Christ’s birth is unknown, so the early Christians chose December 25, probably to compete with the wildly popular Roman festival of Saturnalia. Eventually, most of the customs from the festival of Saturnalia were adopted into the celebration of Christmas and given new and sacred meanings.

Today, Christmas is both a holiday and a holy day. In America, it is the biggest event of the year, celebrated by people of all ages.




Christmas Every Day

William Dean Howells

The little girl came into her papa’s study, as she always did Saturday morning before breakfast, and asked for a story. He tried to beg off that morning, for he was very busy, but she would not let him. So he began:

“Well, once there was a little pig—”

She stopped him at the word. She said she had heard little pig stories till she was perfectly sick of them.

“Well, what kind of story shall I tell, then?”

“About Christmas. It’s getting to be the season.”

“Well!” Her papa roused himself. “Then I’ll tell you about the little girl that wanted it Christmas every day in the year. How would you like that?”

“First-rate!” said the little girl; and she nestled into comfortable shape in his lap, ready for listening.

“Very well, then, this little pig—Oh, what are you pounding me for?”

“Because you said little pig instead of little girl.”

“I should like to know what’s the difference between a little pig and a little girl that wanted Christmas every day!”

“Papa!” said the little girl warningly. At this her papa began to tell the story.

Once there was a little girl who liked Christmas so much that she wanted it to be Christmas every day in the year, and as soon as Thanksgiving was over she began to send postcards to the old Christmas Fairy to ask if she mightn’t have it. But the old Fairy never answered, and after a while the little girl found out that the Fairy wouldn’t notice anything but real letters sealed outside with a monogram—or your initial, anyway. So, then, she began to send letters, and just the day before Christmas, she got a letter from the Fairy, saying she might have it Christmas every day for a year, and then they would see about having it longer.

The little girl was excited already, preparing for the old-fashioned, once-a-year Christmas that was coming the next day. So she resolved to keep the Fairy’s promise to herself and surprise everybody with it as it kept coming true, but then it slipped out of her mind altogether.

She had a splendid Christmas. She went to bed early, so as to let Santa Claus fill the stockings, and in the morning she was up the first of anybody and found hers all lumpy with packages of candy, and oranges and grapes, and rubber balls, and all kinds of small presents. Then she waited until the rest of the family was up, and she burst into the library to look at the large presents laid out on the library table—books, and boxes of stationery, and dolls, and little stoves, and dozens of handkerchiefs, and inkstands, and skates, and photograph frames, and boxes of watercolors, and dolls’ houses—and the big Christmas tree, lighted and standing in the middle.

She had a splendid Christmas all day. She ate so much candy that she did not want any breakfast, and the whole forenoon the presents kept pouring in that had not been delivered the night before, and she went round giving the presents she had got for other people, and came home and ate turkey and cranberry for dinner, and plum pudding and nuts and raisins and oranges, and then went out and coasted, and came in with a stomachache crying, and her papa said he would see if his house was turned into that sort of fool’s paradise another year, and they had a light supper, and pretty early everybody went to bed cross.

The little girl slept very heavily and very late, but she was wakened at last by the other children dancing around her bed with their stockings full of presents in their hands. “Christmas! Christmas! Christmas!” they all shouted.

“Nonsense! It was Christmas yesterday,” said the little girl, rubbing her eyes sleepily.

Her brothers and sisters just laughed. “We don’t know about that. It’s Christmas today, anyway. You come into the library and see.”

Then all at once it flashed on the little girl that the Fairy was keeping her promise, and her year of Christmases was beginning. She was dreadfully sleepy, but she sprang up and darted into the library. There it was again! Books, and boxes of stationery, and dolls, and so on.

There was the Christmas tree blazing away, and the family picking out their presents, and her father looking perfectly puzzled, and her mother ready to cry. “I’m sure I don’t see how I’m to dispose of all these things,” said her mother, and her father said it seemed to him they had had something just like it the day before, but he supposed he must have dreamed it. This struck the little girl as the best kind of a joke, and so she ate so much candy she didn’t want any breakfast, and went round carrying presents, and had turkey and cranberry for dinner, and then went out and coasted, and came in with a stomachache, crying.

Now, the next day, it was the same thing over again, but everybody getting crosser, and at the end of a week’s time so many people had lost their tempers that you could pick up lost tempers anywhere, they perfectly strewed the ground. Even when people tried to recover their tempers they usually got somebody else’s, and it made the most dreadful mix.

The little girl began to get frightened, keeping the secret all to herself, she wanted to tell her mother, but she didn’t dare to, and she was ashamed to ask the Fairy to take back her gift, it seemed ungrateful and ill-bred. So it went on and on, and it was Christmas on St. Valentine’s Day and Washington’s Birthday, just the same as any day, and it didn’t skip even the First of April, though everything was counterfeit that day, and that was some little relief.

After a while turkeys got to be awfully scarce, selling for about a thousand dollars apiece. They got to passing off almost anything for turkeys—even half-grown hummingbirds. And cranberries—well they asked a diamond apiece for cranberries. All the woods and orchards were cut down for Christmas trees. After a while they had to make Christmas trees out of rags. But there were plenty of rags, because people got so poor, buying presents for one another, that they couldn’t get any new clothes, and they just wore their old ones to tatters. They got so poor that everybody had to go to the poorhouse, except the confectioners, and the storekeepers, and the book sellers, and they all got so rich and proud that they would hardly wait upon a person when he came to buy. It was perfectly shameful!

After it had gone on about three or four months, the little girl, whenever she came into the room in the morning and saw those great ugly, lumpy stockings dangling at the fireplace, and the disgusting presents around everywhere, used to sit down and burst out crying. In six months she was perfectly exhausted, she couldn’t even cry anymore.

And now it was on the Fourth of July! On the Fourth of July, the first boy in the United States woke up and found out that his firecrackers and toy pistol and two-dollar collection of fireworks were nothing but sugar and candy painted up to look like fireworks. Before ten o’clock every boy in the United States discovered that his July Fourth things had turned into Christmas things and was so mad. The Fourth of July orations all turned into Christmas carols, and when anybody tried to read the Declaration of Independence, instead of saying, “When in the course of human events it becomes necessary,” he was sure to sing, “God rest you merry gentlemen.” It was perfectly awful.

About the beginning of October the little girl took to sitting down on dolls wherever she found them—she hated the sight of them so, and by Thanksgiving she just slammed her presents across the room. By that time people didn’t carry presents around nicely anymore. They flung them over the fence or through the window, and, instead of taking great pains to write “For dear Papa,” or “Mama “ or “Brother,” or “Sister,” they used to write, “Take it, you horrid old thing!” and then go and bang it against the front door.

Nearly everybody had built barns to hold their presents, but pretty soon the barns overflowed, and then they used to let them lie out in the rain, or anywhere. Sometimes the police used to come and tell them to shovel their presents off the sidewalk or they would arrest them.

Before Thanksgiving came it had leaked out who had caused all these Christmases. The little girl had suffered so much that she had talked about it in her sleep, and after that hardly anybody would play with her, because if it had not been for her greediness it wouldn’t have happened. And now, when it came Thanksgiving, and she wanted them to go to church, and have turkey, and show their gratitude, they said that all the turkeys had been eaten for her old Christmas dinners and if she would stop the Christmases, they would see about the gratitude. And the very next day the little girl began sending letters to the Christmas Fairy, and then telegrams, to stop it. But it didn’t do any good, and then she got to calling at the Fairy’s house, but the girl that came to the door always said, “Not at home,” or “Engaged,” or something like that, and so it went on till it came to the old once-a-year Christmas Eve. The little girl fell asleep, and when she woke up in the morning—

“She found it was all nothing but a dream,” suggested the little girl.

“No indeed!” said her papa. “It was all every bit true!”

“What did she find out, then?”

“Why, that it wasn’t Christmas at last, and wasn’t ever going to be, anymore. Now it’s time for breakfast.”

The little girl held her papa fast around the neck.

“You shan’t go if you’re going to leave it so!”

“How do you want it left?”

“Christmas once a year.”

“All right,” said her papa, and he went on again.

Well, with no Christmas ever again, there was the greatest rejoicing all over the country. People met together everywhere and kissed and cried for joy. Carts went around and gathered up all the candy and raisins and nuts, and dumped them into the river, and it made the fish perfectly sick. And the whole United States, as far out as Alaska, was one blaze of bonfires, where the children were burning up their presents of all kinds. They had the greatest time!

The little girl went to thank the old Fairy because she had stopped its being Christmas, and she said she hoped the Fairy would keep her promise and see that Christmas never, never came again. Then the Fairy frowned, and said that now the little girl was behaving just as greedily as ever, and she’d better look out. This made the little girl think it all over carefully again, and she said she would be willing to have it Christmas about once in a thousand years, and then she said a hundred, and then she said ten, and at last she got down to one. Then the Fairy said that was the good old way that had pleased people ever since Christmas began, and she was agreed. Then the little girl said, “What’re your shoes made of?” And the Fairy said, “Leather.” And the little girl said, “Bargain’s done forever,” and skipped off, and hippity-hopped the whole way home, she was so glad.

“How will that do?” asked the papa.

“First-rate!” said the little girl, but she hated to have the story stop, and was rather sober. However, her mama put her head in at the door and asked her papa:

“Are you never coming to breakfast? What have you been telling that child?”

“Oh, just a tale with a moral.”

The little girl caught him around the neck again.

“We know! Don’t you tell what, papa! Don’t you tell what!”



William Dean Howells (1837—1920) Best known as an editor and critic, this American fiction writer produced more than forty novels and story collections. He challenged American authors to choose American subjects, portray them honestly, and create characters who use native-American speech. As a critic, he helped to introduce writers like Mark Twain, Hamlin Garland, and Stephen Crane to American readers.




What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past,

courage for the present, hope for the future.

It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow

with blessings rich and eternal, and that

every path may lead to peace.

Agnes M. Pharo




Scented Applesauce-Cinnamon

Ornaments



3 cups applesauce

3 cups ground cinnamon



Mix applesauce and cinnamon together until it is thick enough to hold a form. Flatten the mixture on a flat surface and cut into cookie-cutter shapes.

Place cookie shapes on a cookie sheet to dry for 3 to 4 days depending on the size and thickness of the cookies. If using as a hanging ornament, make a hole with a toothpick before drying.

Makes 15 ornaments.




Chestnut Dressing

8 Tbsp. butter

3 ribs celery with leaves, chopped

16 ounces chestnuts

1 large chopped onion

1/4 cup chopped parsley

1 pound sourdough bread, cubed

3 cups turkey stock



Preheat oven to 400°F. Cut a deep X into the flattest side of each chestnut and place in a single layer on a baking sheet. Bake 30 minutes, or until outer skin of chestnut splits. Wrap roasted chestnuts in a towel to keep warm. Peel off the tough outer skin of the chestnut and thinner inner skin with a sharp knife. Chop the chestnuts coarsely and set aside.

Melt butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add onion and celery and cook, stirring occasionally, for 10 minutes. Empty skillet contents into a large bowl. Add cubed bread, parsley, and enough stock to moisten the mix, about 2 1/2 cups. Stir in chestnuts and add salt and pepper to taste.

Use to stuff poultry or place in a buttered baking dish, drizzle with 1/2 cup more stock, and bake 30 minutes to an hour.

Makes 10–11 cups.




Roasted Goose

1 goose, 10–12 pounds

1 orange, halved

kosher salt and black pepper, to taste

For giblet stock (used in gravy):

2 onions, quartered

1 carrot, chopped

2 celery stalks, chopped

2 pints of water

2 sprigs of sage

2 sprigs fresh thyme

1 Tbsp. cornstarch (to thicken)



The goose should be defrosted and left at room temperature for at least 2 or 3 hours before cooking to bring it to equilibrium. This will improve the overall texture of the finished product. Remove the giblets from the goose and set aside. Wash the bird thoroughly inside and out with cool water and pat dry with a kitchen towel. Cut away any loose pieces of fat. Then rub the orange inside and outside of the bird. Mix the salt and pepper and rub into the skin and inside the cavity of the bird to season it.

Preheat the oven to 425°F.

Truss the bird by folding the wings back under the body. Then tie the legs together with butcher’s twine. Lightly prick the skin of the bird several times with a fork to allow the fat to adequately render during the cooking process. It is important not to pierce the flesh of the bird. Place the goose breast-side up on a rack in the roasting pan, and bake in the oven for approximately 30 minutes to develop some initial color. Then reduce the oven temperature to 325°F and continue cooking for approximately 3 hours.

Make a simple giblet stock to fortify and enrich the gravy while the goose is roasting by placing the giblets in a saucepan with some goose fat and cooking over low heat until browned. Add chopped onion, carrot, celery, herbs, and water. Bring to a boil and then simmer gently for about one hour. Strain and cool until needed.

The goose is done when the internal temperature of the thigh reaches 175°F. For a visual test to see if the goose is cooked, insert a skewer into the thickest part of the thigh. If the juices run clear, then it is ready. If not, then return to the oven for additional roasting time.

Once the goose is cooked, allow it to rest for 20–30 minutes. This will allow the meat to firm up and will help retain the juiciness of the bird. Remove all of the drippings from the roasting pan, strain, and remove the fat. Add these defatted drippings to the giblet broth and season to taste. To thicken the gravy, combine 1 Tbsp. of cornstarch with 3 Tbsp. of water and add to the gravy. Bring to a boil and simmer for 1–2 minutes or until thickened.




O Little Town of Bethlehem

Phillips Brooks



O little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie!

Above thy deep and dreamless sleep the silent stars go by.

Yet in thy dark streets shineth the everlasting Light;

The hopes and fears of all the years are met in thee tonight.

For Christ is born of Mary, and gathered all above,

While mortals sleep, the angels keep their watch of wondering love.

O morning stars together, proclaim the holy birth,

And praises sing to God the King, and peace to men on earth!

How silently, how silently, the wondrous Gift is giv’n;

So God imparts to human hearts the blessings of His heav’n.

No ear may hear His coming, but in this world of sin,

Where meek souls will receive Him still, the dear Christ enters in.

Where children pure and happy pray to the blessed Child,

Where misery cries out to Thee, Son of the mother mild;

Where charity stands watching and faith holds wide the door,

The dark night wakes, the glory breaks, and Christmas comes once more.

O holy Child of Bethlehem, descend to us, we pray;

Cast out our sin, and enter in, be born in us today.

We hear the Christmas angels the great glad tidings tell;

O come to us, abide with us, our Lord Emmanuel!



Historical Note:

On Christmas Eve, 1865, Phillips Brooks was in Jerusalem, a trip intended to inspire spiritual rebirth after the horrors of the Civil War. Just a few months earlier, he had spoken at the funeral of President Abraham Lincoln. That clear night as he walked the streets of the Holy City, he had a sudden inspiration. Renting a horse, he set out for Bethlehem. After a solitary journey under the clear night sky, Brooks reached the tiny, remote village and was surrounded by the spirit of the first Christmas. His impoverished soul was refreshed as he considered what had happened there so many years before. Three years later on Christmas Eve, 1868, as he sat alone in his study preparing his sermon for the next day, he felt inspired to pen the words to this beautiful carol.




I, the Lord All-Powerful,

will send my messenger

to prepare the way for me.

Then suddenly the Lord

you are looking for

will appear in his temple.

The messenger you desire

is coming with my promise,

and he is on his way.

(Malachi 3:1, cev)

Bookfool's review:

I haven't read this entire book, yet, because I've just been picking it up on occasion to read an entry or two. It's really quite a hodge-podge of recipes, Christmas-song lyrics, craft ideas, poetry, stories, facts about Christmas, jokes . . . you name it and it's probably in there . . . but set up so that each day of December has several readings and/or things to do. It's a lovely little book and especially great if you're in the mood to spend an entire month with Christmas. I'm doing most of my Christmas reading a little early, but I like the idea of spreading out the joy and I'm going to go ahead and save what I haven't read for the actual month of December. Definitely recommended for either individuals who want to have something to read or do each day of December or for families looking for holiday activities and readings to keep the kids busy and happy.

Monday, November 01, 2010

Monday Malarkey, including October Reads in Review

Photo of Don Malarkey borrowed from this site.


There's a whole lot of malarkey going on, around here, but let's start with my October reads in review because part of the chaos in my life today involves my photo program getting hosed. I can't seem to load a picture from my files, at the moment. So, you get a shot of a guy named Don Malarkey. Interesting photo, don't you think? I'm intrigued by the fellow in the background.

In October I read the following (links to reviews provided, if applicable):
15 books
4709 pages total
October's reads bring my total finished reads in 2010 up to 134.

I either really liked or loved absolutely everything I read; which, I believe, can be attributed to my refusal to continue reading anything that didn't absolutely grab me. One ending was disappointing. Two books contained errors in their setting research. None of those small disappointments really mattered all that much.

I finished The Ship of Brides by Jojo Moyes over the weekend. You may recall I recently mentioned The Ship of Brides as one of the books that have been calling out to me. Thanks to my friend Paula, who offered to buddy read it with me, I raced through that lovely chunkster and sobbed during the incredibly romantic ending. Jojo Moyes just secured a spot on my favorite authors list. I'll have to see if she has a website to add to my sidebar. The Ship of Brides is a story based on an actual event. After WWII ended, 600 Australian WWII brides took a 6-week journey on an aircraft carrier to Great Britain to meet their husbands and begin their new lives. Excellent writing. I hope to review it, soon.

Obviously, I'm still way the heck behind on reviews. I don't anticipate a big improvement, any time soon. National Novel Writing Month began, today. I didn't get far at all, which I'll attribute to restlessness. 2 weeks ago, I was excited. Now . . . I just want to go for a walk or clean house. It's just not great timing. So, I'm not going to update on my progress at the blog. If I continue, so be it -- and continuing will probably interfere somewhat with my posting, but you never know. Sometimes, when I'm writing a lot, I tend to post more often because blogging serves as a nice break from immersion in fiction.

Tomorrow, I have an important task that will keep me from doing things I'd rather accomplish, including NaNoWriMo. Pfft! Life. It's always getting in the way of the fun.

Currently reading:

Désirée by Anne Marie Selinko . . . or Annemarie. I've always written "Anne-Marie". Oh, sorry, babbling again. Well, let me write down the opening sentence of this book, which I've mentioned in the past as an all-time favorite:

A woman can usually get what she wants from a man if she has a well-developed figure. So I've decided to stuff four handkerchiefs into the front of my dress tomorrow; then I shall look really grown up. Actually I am grown up already, but nobody else knows that, and I don't altogether look it.

That's Désirée, aka Bernardine Eugénie Désirée Clary , speaking. She is the narrator of the book and I love her. Désirée, who is called Eugénie by her family, is a spunky 14-year-old living in France of 1794, as the book opens. She is a wonderful narrator because she's charming but speaks her mind in the manner of a young lady who hasn't yet learned what not to say.

Désirée was Napoleon Bonaparte's first love and the book is historical fiction based on her life and relationship with Napoleon. My mother had a copy of the original, published in 1953, and I fell in love with it sometime in either junior high or high school. Over the years I've bought and given away many copies of Désirée and it's one of the books I've reread the most times. It's a testament to the book's appeal that my mother kept her copy. She was a child of the Great Depression and I grew up in a spotless house with very few cherished possessions because my mother felt that if anything at all lost its usefulness, it had to go. The fact that she kept the book is proof positive that it was also one of her favorites.

Désirée was just re-released by Sourcebooks--bless their lovely little hearts--in October. Rush out and buy a copy. You don't need to wait for my review, really you don't. I promise it's wonderful.

Also reading:

Sunset Park by Paul Auster

Christmas 1945 by Matthew Litt

Why We Need Love, edited by Simon Van Booy

Detectives Don't Wear Seatbelts by Cici McNair

I may set the latter two aside and try again, later. I hate to do that, but sometimes if they sit for too long I just keep ignoring them. It's a mental thing.

Speaking of mental things . . . I skipped right past Halloween and Thanksgiving and dived into Christmas mentally, over a week ago. So, I have two Christmas books all finished and ready to review and I'm reading another, of course. Expect a lot of Christmas book reviews, this month. It's my favorite holiday and I intend to get a nice jump on it and enjoy the season for as long as possible, this year. Those that I intend to review right away:

Ten on the Sled by Kim Norman, illustrated by Liza Woodruff and

The Christmas Gift by William Bennett

Well. Enough for one Monday. What kind of malarkey is going on in your life? Read anything fabulous, lately?

Bookfool in a Christmas mood


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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Nightshade by Andrea Cremer

Nightshade by Andrea Cremer
Copyright 2010
Philomel Books - YA/Paranormal
464 pages
Andrea Cremer's website

Calla Tor isn't a typical high school girl. A warrior and an alpha werewolf, she will soon turn 18 and be united with the alpha male from another pack, their packs combined in a secret ceremony. In the meantime, she goes to school as a human during the weekdays and takes her turn patrolling the woods with her best friend in the pack, Bryn, in her wolf form.

But, after Calla veers from her duties and risks her own life by saving the life of a human named Shay, things begin to change. When Shay appears at Calla's school and she finds that he has an unknown role in the lives of the Guardian wolves, nobody can figure out what's going on. While Calla tries to unravel the mystery of Shay's place in upcoming events with his help, she finds her attraction to Shay growing deeper. As they begin to uncover secrets and lies, she questions her place in a world where the male is the leader and finds the union with her future mate, Renier, threatened. Ren is none too pleased with Calla's obvious attraction to Shay. Will Calla abandon hundreds of years of her heritage and the destiny that's been hers since birth? What are the secrets being kept from Calla, Ren and their packs?

Nightshade is truly a knock-your-socks-off dive into an exciting new paranormal world. Before I even opened the book, my teenager managed to sneak off with my copy, read it in a single night and declare that I will be expected to acquire the next books in the series. I figured on that basis it was probably Kiddo's kind of book and not mine, but I was wrong. Nightshade held my attention with lots of action, interesting relationships between various pack members and their new leader or "Keeper", as well as a surprisingly believable love triangle that keeps the reader wondering, "Will she? Won't she?" till the end.

Calla is, at first, totally dedicated to her pack and convinced that her union, her job, her history is all as she has been told. She's a Guardian and she's tough, but she's also a follower. But, she slowly begins to question her place as she and Shay discover that the wolves' history is not at all what they've been led to believe. And, it's not just other wolves that she has to worry about.

I liked the dilemmas Calla was faced with, including the fact that she was going to fall second in leadership to the male head of the pack. Amy wrote to author Andrea Cremer to ask about the exploration of pack dynamics via gender in her fabulous review and got a terrific response. Actually, I just loved everything about Amy's review. Go read it. It's so much better than anything I have to say. I did manage to figure out Shay's place in the story long before the ending, but maybe that's just because I'm getting old and many, many storylines are becoming predictable for me. There were plenty of surprises and the book kept me guessing; I certainly had no idea what was going to happen in the end, in spite of guessing Shay's role.

The bottom line:

Action, emotion, group dynamics and a young woman growing as she learns to question her place and stand up for herself make Nightshade an exciting, well-paced addition to the world of paranormal reading and a book worth talking about. Definitely recommended for teens and adults.

Cover thoughts:

I just love that cover. The female looks like the heroine described in the book and calla lilies speckled with blood fit the name of that same character as well as depicting the dangerous, bloody world of werewolves at battle with other evil forces. My thanks to Penguin/Philomel for the advanced reader, which I received via Shelf Awareness.

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Snow White illustrated by Charles Santore

Snow White, a tale from
the Brothers Grimm
Illustrated by Charles Santore
Copyright 2010
Sterling Children's Books -
Ages 4-8
48 pages

A beautiful queen pricks her finger while sewing in a window trimmed as black as ebony and thinks to herself how lovely it would be to have a daughter as striking as the colors of her blood lying against the snow, framed by the ebony window. Later, she gives birth to a beautiful daughter with ruby-red lips, fair skin and ebony hair, named Snow White . . . and the lovely queen dies.

Snow White's stepmother is vain and has a magic mirror that gives her vanity daily doses of reinforcement when it declares her the fairest of all, till Snow White turns 7 and the mirror says, "Too bad, sucker, you're not the fairest anymore." So, naturally, the evil stepmother-queen decides to have a huntsman kill Snow White and bring back her heart as proof that she's dead. The huntsman lets the young princess flee and brings back the heart of a deer, instead, while Snow White dashes off to the forest and ends up the happy little slave girl to 7 charming dwarves who work in a mine.

Anyone who has been Disneyfied nearly to death -- I couldn't help it; I grew up in the years of The Wonderful World of Disney on Sunday nights -- has seen or read a much-prettified version of this story and, frankly, one that makes more sense.

I just reread this version of Snow White and I'm feeling a little tongue-tied (or finger-tied) but I'll do my best to describe it. Illustrated by the amazing Charles Santore, the best thing about the book is the knock-out illustrations. The tale itself is either the original Grimm's fairytale or an adaptation to fit the size of the book and when I first read it I was baffled. Each time the wicked stepmother-slash-queen attempts to kill off Snow White, the young girl stupidly lets her into the cottage, gets killed, and then is revived by the dwarves until the poisoned apple incident does her in for good and they put her in a glass coffin because . . . well, it's a fairy tale and in fairy tales even dead people can still look pretty and keep on growing.

I suppose the problem I have with the Brothers Grimm version is all that falling down dead and being old enough to know you don't lie dead for hours or years and come back. That just bugs me. In that way, I honestly prefer the Disney version in which, as I recall, she doesn't die repeatedly but finally gets zapped by the bad apple. It makes more sense and it doesn't mislead children into believing it's possible to die and then pop back up looking just as pretty as ever (at least till the end). Plus, I must admit that the way Snow White happily agrees to be the dwarves' household slave is annoyingly outdated. So, it's definitely my preference that a fairy tale is updated in a case in which an older tale has become almost completely nonsensical given the current knowledge.

However, having babbled on about the story, I must say the illustrations are marvelous. On the first reading, I was surprised at Snow White's tender age, but by the end of the book she does appear to have aged enough to marry the handsome prince. You do have to wonder why on earth a guy wants to haul a coffin back to his kingdom, even if the contents happen to be so pretty they make him delirious. In the end, the chunk of poisoned apple falls from Snow White's lips and that is what brings her back to life.

The bottom line:

The real fairy tales can be really weird and grim. If you can stand them and don't mind explaining away the weirdness and the reason the young girl is so happy to become basically a young housemaid (she is, after all, under the impression that she'll be safe from her evil stepmother, at first), the illustrations alone make Charles Santore's Snow White a book worth staring at for endless hours. Charles Santore is really a tremendously skilled artist. I recommend that those interested in purchasing classics for their children pick this one up before buying -- look at the illustrations, read through the text and decide for yourself if it's something you could bear to read and explain to your child or someone else's. I dislike the text but love the illustrations, so I recommend it for the illustrations if you're seeking out classics beautifully illustrated, but it's not a favorite.

In other news:

No books have shown up at my house. Zero, zippo, nada. Okay, well, there was that one book that I bought at Borders, yesterday. I read The Summoning by Kelley Armstrong and it was such a page turner (a Young Adult novel about a girl who inadvertantly summons ghosts) that I rushed to my library to find a copy of The Awakening (book #2). I'm nearly finished with The Awakening and my library sucks, so I went ahead and bought The Reckoning (book #3) on the assumption that I'd want to dive right into the third book and it wouldn't be available at my library. Good decision. Except, I really need to stop and focus on some ARCs because I just found out I'm even further behind than I realized. I've been having fun buddy reading, this past week. The Summoning was a buddy read with Tammy and I'm reading The Ship of Brides with my friend Paula. Well, sometimes you need a break from the ARCs.

But, I'm aware that the further I go, the behinder I get.

Kitties, kitties:

Isabel is currently attacking Fiona's tail, which is surprising because she got her last set of booster shots about 2 hours ago and I expected her to be conked out, by now. Fiona is attacking the window. I'm not sure what exactly she's after but it's a wonder she hasn't turned and taken a bite out of Isabel. When we returned from the veterinary clinic, Izzy was still shivering from nerves and Fiona was truly concerned. Fi sniffed Izzy and nudged her a little and then they snacked on kitten chow and all was well. It's those moments of true affection between pets that melt my heart.



Our Sunshine and Spooky never did get to the point of a mutual groom-fest, as in the photo above, so they're already getting along famously. Except, there's this little wound on Izzy's ear . . . oh, well, I guess they're not perfectly in love but at least they haven't killed each other.

Off to read and maybe will do a second review, later. Yesterday, I went house shopping and we took Kiddo and Kiddo's Girlfriend out for dinner. Fun!

Happy Reading!


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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The Reapers Are The Angels by Alden Bell

The Reapers Are The Angels
by Alden Bell
Copyright 2010
Henry Holt & Company
Horror/Zombies
225 pages

WARNING: This review may contain some spoilers. Read only if you don't plan to read The Reapers Are The Angels, right away (or you're really forgetful).
You have been warned!! Sounds ominous, eh?

. . . you know what my gut tells me? My gut tells me that's my old friend Moses Todd who's got some business he's gonna want to finish up with me. It's a wonder how he's trackin me, but you can't put nothing past these southern boys. They just sit around waiting for somebody to kill their brother so they can get started on some vengeance. It's like a dang vocation with them.

p. 62

I could write this entire review in quotes alone, simply because The Reapers Are The Angels is so beautifully written and utterly profound and even funny, at times -- strikingly literary in tone for a novel about a young teen surviving in a world of zombies, a world where the humans are as much if not more of a danger than the risen dead. But, let me tell you a little bit about it and then I'll besiege you with quotes.

Temple is fifteen years old. The world was overtaken by zombies before she was born. A world dominated by dead people who eat or turn living humans along with a smattering of survivors is all she knows. As a young child, she was trained in survival and at one point she had a young brother to watch over. But, then she was left alone. As The Reapers Are The Angels opens, Temple is living alone in a lighthouse on a small island off the coast of Florida. But, then her safe haven is breeched and she must move on.

Right from the beginning, the reader knows young Temple is no ordinary teenager. She's a survivor but she's also a loner. When she does encounter civilization, things go terribly wrong and she ends up being pursued by a man who is determined to take revenge, even though he knows the crime she committed was an act of self-defense.

The Reapers Are The Angels is a brutal tale that is absolutely startling in the beauty of its telling. It truly blew my mind. I'm pretty sure it's billed as a Young Adult novel and that bothers me because I'd say it's at least R-rated in content. And, yet, it's such an incredible read that I'd probably hand it to my 18-year-old with a warning, if he expressed interest. I'm pretty sure zombies aren't his thing. They're not what I'd call "my thing", either. But, if you can stomach the gore that goes with stinky, rotting zombies and the brutality of people who will do anything to survive, the book is truly a stunning work of craftsmanship that took my breath away. A few more quotes, before I conclude:

Beyond the pursuit of meaning and beyond good and evil too, she says. See, it's a daily chore tryin to do the right thing. Not because the right thing is hard to do--it ain't. It's just cause the right thing--well, the right thing's got a way of eluding you. You give me a compass that tells good from bad, and boy I'll be a soldier of the righteous truth. But them two things are a slippery business, and tellin them apart might as well be a blind man's guess.

p. 107

Fifteen! You're too young to be wanderin the countryside. Too young by a mile.

I tried to be older, she says. But it's something that's hard to force.

p. 168

And she turns her back on the lost and the dead and the trampled down, she leaves them to their airy graves, and she and the big man next to her look upward at heaven and find there not just gates and angels but other wonders too, like airplanes that go faster than sound and statues taller than any man and waterfalls taller than any statues and buildings taller than any waterfall and stories taller still that reach up and hook you by the britches on the cusp of the moon, where you can look and see the earth whole, and you can see how silly and precious a little marble it really is after all.

p. 171

The night comes, and when the sun rises again it rises over a motionless desert, over streets full of rusty, broken-down automobiles, over tumbleweed towns filled with derelict buildings, signposts twisted and bent so that their arrows become nonsensical, pointing into the dirt or up into the sky, billboards whose sunny images and colorful words flap unglued in the breeze, shop windows caked with the grime of decades, bicycles with flat tires abandoned in the middle of intersections, their wheels turning slowly like impotent tin windmills, some buildings charred and burnt out, others half fallen down, multistory tenements split down the middle, standing like shoebox dioramas, pictures still hanging on the upright walls, televisions still in place on their stands teetering over the gaping edge of the floor where the rest of the living room has collapsed to the ground in great mountains of concrete and dust and girder like the abandoned toys of a giant child.

p. 177

The bottom line:

Graphic, violent, brutal, honest and even humorous, at times, The Reapers Are The Angels is, quite simply, a work of art. It is deep, dude -- quite spiritual, in fact. Highly recommended, but be forewarned . . . it's a hard, hard read and it will break your heart. This book gets a family warning for violence and sex. If you're considering handing it to a young adult, I'd advise reading it, first, so you can discuss it with your teen.

In other news:

Two reviews in one day! I think I deserve some kind of reward, like a nice bath with a lavender fizzy. Hope everyone in the Midwest survived today's bizarre weather.


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Take a Chance on Me by Jill Mansell

Take a Chance on Me by Jill Mansell
Copyright 2010
Sourcebooks - General Fiction
432 pages
Jill Mansell's website

Cleo finally has the perfect boyfriend. He's handsome, sexy and loves her. It just figures that Johnny LaVenture, the boy who accepted a bet that ended up in years of torment for Cleo, is back in town. Can't some people just go away for good? When her job as a limousine driver puts her in Johnny's path, Cleo tries to leave the past behind. But, Johnny is not so easy to ignore, especially when that perfect boyfriend turns out to be quite the opposite of what Cleo expected.

Cleo's sister Abbie is having a rough time, as well. When she finds a letter hidden in a drawer, she suspects her husband's hiding an affair from her. But, after Abbie decides to get back at her cheating husband, she finds out she got it all wrong. And, now what will she say to her husband? He'd never forgive her if he found out . . .

I don't know how Jill Mansell does it; I really don't. I've been reading her books for many years (see my 2004 reads to appreciate a good Jill Mansell Overdose Year) and they are endlessly, unfailingly entertaining. There is no such thing as a typical plotline in a Jill Mansell book. They're all about love and life, getting knocked down and picking oneself up, finding love -- sometimes when it's staring you in the face and you've been skirting around it. But, each is completely unique in its characters and situations. Jill Mansell is a true original and an absolute genius at creating characters a reader simply can't help caring about.

Take a Chance on Me is, at its heart, yet another story of a broken hearts mended and found love. It is a funny, sweet, touching, wonderful story with several flawlessly interwoven plotlines and a magical ending. You will love Cleo, Johnny and the other characters. If you haven't read Jill Mansell, yet, and you like a story that you can believe in, characters you'll adore and a satisfying ending . . . run, don't walk to your nearest bookstore. And, don't fall for the crazy idea that her books are "just romances". Nuh-uh. No way. They're complex stories of relationships -- not just between one couple but more like a dot-to-dot with crossing lines of interconnected relationships, situations and dilemmas.

The bottom line:

A highly recommended story of love, loss, and learning to move beyond the painful hurts of the past.

Just finished reading:

The Human Bobby by Gabe Rotter - Book club material!!! I don't know what I'm going to say about that book. The ending had my head spinning. Also, you can see I'm not helping myself to catch up any, the way I keep finishing books when I'm already so dreadfully far behind on reviews.

But, I'm having fun. On to the next review . . . expect a little brevity (or, maybe you should cross your fingers, pray, or wish for brevity because everyone knows it's not my strong suit).

Spoiler warning: Michele's comment about the ending of The Reapers Are The Angels (in the comment section to this post) contains a potential spoiler, so please skip over her comment if you plan to read The Reapers, etc. soon!

Cheers!


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Monday, October 25, 2010

Recent DNFs, mostly abandoned because I'm a moody reader

Before I dive into book reviews for the week, I've decided to go ahead and describe a few books I Did Not Finish (DNF'd in the current slang) and share why they ended up abandoned.

Please bear in mind that there is absolutely nothing wrong with any of these books, even if I mention something specific that stopped my reading. I simply have been trying my best not to allow myself to sink back into a slump and the best way to do that, I've found, is to simply abandon anything that isn't grabbing me like crazy. All of the following titles will get a second chance. I have not abandoned them permanently; they simply either weren't right for the moment or require greater focus than I was willing to devote to them.

The Tower, The Zoo and The Tortoise by Julia Stuart is a book I intended to take along with me to London, for obvious reasons. As it turned out, the book didn't make the final cut when I was choosing vacation reads. And, then I ended up falling into bed exhausted the moment I'd doctored my feet with sticking plasters and antibiotic ointment (oops . . . bad shoe story that makes me blush) in London. So, it's likely I wouldn't have gotten to the book anyway.

However, I did eventually pick The Tower, The Zoo and The Tortoise up; and, it was just not the right book for the moment. At the time, I recall thinking I really wanted to read something suspenseful and taut, instead.

Of Bees and Mist by Erick Setiawan is a totally different story, when it comes to Novel Abandonment Issues. When I picked the book up, it captured me so thoroughly that I couldn't put it down. I read about 100-150 pages in the first sitting. And, then I got busy and didn't read any more for about a week. When I picked up the book, again, I'd forgotten enough of what was going on to totally mess up the fun.

I became frustrated because of that gap between readings and opted to set Of Bees and Mist aside till later. Obviously, this particular case of Did Not Finish was my own darned fault. Like many books that I set aside for stupid reasons, Of Bees and Mist is one that I think deserved my full attention. It's a book I plan to return to when I can devote myself fully to the reading.

Solitary by Travis Thrasher had the misfortunate of hitting the top of the pile when I was still in the midst of my reading slump. I read about 50 pages or so and it didn't seem like anything was happening. But, I'm not sure if that was really the case, since I was in such a "grab me or I toss you" mood, at the time.

Maybe it just wasn't the right book for the moment. It's a YA suspense and I typically love suspense. But, almost nothing was grabbing me, during the week I happened to pick up Solitary. I set aside so many books that week that I can't even remember what all I abandoned. Solitary stands out in my mind because I was looking forward to it and kind of ticked at myself for not being able to get into it.

Wicked Company by Ciji Ware is my most recently abandoned book. I think it may be the fact that it's not only a chunkster but pretty dense-looking chunkster that's putting me off, in spite of the fact that I love Ciji Ware's writing and actually have enjoyed what I read. It's one thing to enjoy the writing and another to want to pick a book up, every time you sit down. This one simply isn't calling out to me, at the moment, but it's about a young playwright who is female, "a love story, and a compelling glimpse into what life was like for a strong and independent-minded woman in an emphatically man's world."

I know I'll come back to this one, hopefully very soon.

In other news:

I dropped off 30 books at the library, this weekend (donations) and checked out 4 DVDs. I intended to watch Northanger Abbey, last night, but discovered I'd ended up with an older version and I really was hoping to watch the Andrew Davies version. So, I turned that off and watched The Student Prince with Robson Green, instead.


Isabel says, "Females love a man who reads."

I did watch "The Making of Pride & Prejudice" (the Colin Firth/Jennifer Ehle version) and the Jane Austen bio by Biography, today. More on those, later.

Just walked in:

Cosmic by Frank Cottrell Boyce - The story of a 12-year-old boy who looks like he's about 30 and cons his way into a special civilian space flight for kids . . . as the adult chaperone. The cover flap describes the book as "a funny and touching story of the many ways in which grown-upness is truly wasted on grown-ups." Doesn't that sound fun?

Pre-slam announcement:

Before I bury you in book reviews, I need to make two disclaimers:

  • I'm only planning to bury you in book reviews. I don't know whether or not it'll actually work out, since I'm as moody in my writing as I am at reading.
  • If it does work out, there should be about 8-10 reviews posted by the end of the week. But . . . who knows if that'll happen. If I do succeed, I promise I'll take a break after I'm done. The idea is to catch up, not to kill my readers. Aren't you grateful that I care?

How was your weekend?

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Friday, October 22, 2010

Fiona Friday - Laser Eyes of Doom

"Stay away from my space ship, little alien, or I shall zap you with the laser eyes of doom." -- Fiona to Isabel

Thursday, October 21, 2010

The Making of a Gentleman by Shana Galen

The Making of a Gentleman
by Shana Galen
Copyright 2010
Sourcebooks Casablanca - Historical Fiction/Romance
364 pages
Shana Galen's Website

Well, there's just no getting away without mentioning the romantic elements, this time, but after reading Shana Galen's The Making of a Duchess, I jumped up and down and waved my hand when The Making of a Gentleman was offered to me for review and it is every bit as fun and adventurous as The Making of a Duchess.

The Comte de Valere has spent twelve years in prison and lost the ability to speak. He has no manners and cannot bear to be touched. When his family hires a lovely tutor to teach him how to speak, he begins to change, emerging from the protective shell in which he has wrapped himself.

Felicity Bennett has a problem. Promised to a devious rogue, her only way out of a potentially disastrous marriage is money. In order to escape her commitment, Felicity takes a job as a governess. But, she's stunned to find that her job is to help the handsome Armand Valere learn to speak and act like a gentleman. As Felicity teaches Armande, attraction grows between them and Armande begins to remember his past. But, the secrets buried in Armande's mind are frightening and some dangerous men are determined to find answers.

Will Felicity ever break free of the nasty man who threatens to ruin her life if she doesn't pay up? Why has Armande forgotten his past? And, will the secrets he harbors destroy their growing attraction?

Well. You'll just have to find out by reading the book, won't you? Shana Galen captured me, again, with this delightful story of passion, adventure and pure fun. Galen has a delightful sense of humor and a tremendous knack for page-turning plots. I absolutely loved this book.

One warning: There are graphic sex scenes and this time they happen between an unmarried couple. Oh, the shock. I survived. But, I thought I'd give you fair warning.

The bottom line:

Highly recommended, especially to those who love a little more action in their romantic reads. The setting is a few years after the French Revolution, in England, although there's a wee little jaunt to France to make sure you get a good dose of, "Oh, no, they're all going to die!!"

What else is up in Bookfool's world?

The kitten is not yet afraid of the toilet. In fact, little Izzy likes to pad around in the bathtub after the water has drained. We have paw-prints on our bathroom floor. They're dry, don't worry. She likes to take drinks out of the sink, too.

Today, I started reading The Summoning by Kelley Armstrong. Ghosts! Sometimes they're scary ghosts, but ghosts!!

Hmm, not much else is going on. I need to work on that.

Something bright to go with the dress on that cover:


That's a little girl feeding a squirrel in St. James Park, London.

Happy, happy day!


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