Sunday, January 11, 2009

Box of Oh How I Love You Winner and all those goofy answers

Wow, that was the most fun I've ever had doing a drawing!!! The winner of the Box of Oh How I Love You is:

Marta

I'll email you for your address, Marta. Congratulations!

And, what shall we do with the drunken sailor? Here are all of the answers:

--Let the drunken sailor stumble around for a bit and wait for his funny remarks to become offensive before I'd have him escorted to the ship to sleep it off.

--Tie him to the mast, Cap'n, way up high!

--Put the Drunken Sailor on the next ice breaker departing for Antarctica and hopefully I would not see him again for a while.

--Make him sing the other 60-whatever verses of the song and then send him on his way.

-- I like the 'Make him kiss the gardeners daughter', as for me I will keep him submerged in the water until he comes to his senses. I am strict that way!!!

-- Strip him naked and leave him in the town center. :)

-- Have him empty the poo pot and any that spilt over he would have to clean up.

-- We shall tie him up and throw him overboard!

-- Give him more alcohol. There is nothing more depressing than a hungover formerly -- drunken sailor. That would just be messy.

-- Let's shave his head and paint it red!

-- Join him for another drink and another and another till neither one of you feels any pain

-- What do you do with a drunken sailor? Fix him up with an ugly jailer.

-- Have him organize my room since it's a mess after I come home from my xmas holiday. And after that I can give him another drink for being such a good sport ;)

-- Throw that sailor in the hold with all of our unfinished books.

-- Bring him to school for show and tell about why not to drink why sailing :-)

-- Steal his watch and roll him in a ditch! Maybe even take his wallet. He'll never know. :P

-- Shave his belly with a rusty razor...ask where he got the drinks and toss him to the fish for hogging all the liquor.

-- Can we put the drunken sailor in a dress and make him walk down main street singing Christmas carols?

-- Tie him up and keep him in the closet til he sobers up....and then....who knows what I'll think of next....maybe something involving more knots ;)

-- Ask him to shiver me timbers and cast off. Better yet, how about an introduction to his Captain Jack Sparrow, hmm?

-- Put the sailor in the brig and let him sleep it off.

You guys are funny! Thanks to all for participating! I have to organize a wee bit and I'll be back with my next drawing, tomorrow. Happy Sunday!
Bookfool with Rootbeer (that's about as strong as a Bookfool is willing to go)

16 comments:

  1. Those answers are hilarious. Congrats to Marta!

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  2. Hehehe, you should do more contests like this...that was hilarious!

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  3. Kathy and Chris,

    Wasn't that fun? We all got a lot of laughs from the answers, this week. We'll try to come up with something fun for the next drawing, but I think even kiddo will be hard pressed to come up with another question as good as that one!!

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  4. Thank you! Thank you! I'm happy dancing all over the place. What fun!

    I was so excited I ran up to the front desk to tell everyone ;)

    Thanks again ;)

    Marta

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  5. Marta,

    Happy dancing is great! I'm glad you're excited. Congratulations!

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  6. How fun was that?!

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  7. Congratulations to Marta.

    The drunken sailor brightened my morning!

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  8. Oooo...I'll be singing that song all day again :) Congratulations, Marta!

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  9. Jessica,

    It was a blast, wasn't it? LOL

    Jenclair,

    I'm glad you liked him. I thought he fit the theme perfectly. :)

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  10. Congratulations to Marta!

    Those are hilarious, Nancy! Your blog readers are quite a creative bunch. :-)

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  11. Wendy,

    I know! Great bunch of nuts, we've got gathered here. Wasn't that fun reading?

    Kailana,

    Hear, hear!

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  12. I would say, "Send him to college with all the other drunks", but that might be disrespectful of the college students today. ;) Still, he could have gone to my college...in fact, I think I saw him across the street at the Pi Kappa Alpha house. (In 1982.)

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  13. Lol, these are certainly some good suggestions!

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  14. Bellezza,

    They're at every college, unfortunately. I've never quite understood the attraction of alcohol, but then I avoided it because of migraines. I've had them since I was about 8 years old and figured nothing that resulted in headaches is worthwhile! :)

    Tink,

    Aren't they great? Bloggers are such fun!

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